I'm obsessed with this song right now.

electronic band with a female lead? makes me want to get up and dance because its just so catchy. don't bother listening to the B. Rich remix, it just overloads your ears with just noise. like a Sonic Youth album. ZING.

Now Playing: La Roux - "Tigerlily"

how Albert would change the Transformers 2 movie.

After a scathing review of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, it seems only appropriate to compile a list of how to make the movie better, or tips for the third movie (yes Paramount said they were going to release it around Summer 2011, but Michael Bay wants to take a break from fighting robots) and we all know Mr. Bay needs some pointers, because he has no original ideas of his own (visual effects aren't ideas, thanks for pointing that out South Park)

1. CHANGE THE PLOT SO THAT THE EMPHASIS IS ON THE TRANSFORMERS, NOT THE PEOPLE
How? Mention the Sun Harvester earlier, activate it earlier in the movie so there is a sense of urgency (when the movie is over 2 hours long, a sense of urgency is critical). The Sun Harvester also drains the life energy of the sentient beings (humans) as an additional activation cost so they become rapidly useless. Using the military to successfully fight the Decepticons is just a slap in the face. This means that the Autobots and Decepticons get more screen time at the expense of Shia Lebouf, his parents which served as a vehicle of inappropriate humor (especially his mom), Megan Fox (we get it Michael Bay, shes hot, you don't need a Transformer humping her leg to prove that point), and the humans in general. And honestly, most of the moviegoers want to see robot carnage, the movie is called "Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen" not "Transformers and annoying human friends 2: Revenge of the Fallen"

2. CHANGE THE FIGHT SCENES SO WE ACTUALLY CAN MAKE SENSE OF WHAT WE'RE SEEING
Zoom out and give the Decepticons some actual color, instead of making them all grey and silver so we can visually see whats going on when they are fighting in hand-to-hand combat instead of using our imaginations. And why are they fighting in such close range when they have blaster technology thats far superior than hand-to-hand combat (although I must admit the energon sword parts were pretty fucking sweet. we could use more of that, and less of Transformers Tae Kwon Do). Forcing the Transformers to fight far apart seperates them, and individually the Transformers look AMAZING visually but only against the backdrop of real life. And why do only the Decepticons have the ability to summon a massive army from outer space instantly? Its hard to believe that only a handful of Autobots were protecting Earth for these generations.

3. RADICALLY CHANGE THE ENDING
When Optimus Prime fused with the SR-71 Blackbird, that was BAD ASS. Extend that fight scene, emphasize how much of a champ he is by doing a sort of 300 move, him versus a shitton of Decepticons, and he owns them all. Maybe even fuse him with his trailer, giving him additional unneccessary but visually orgasmic firepower.

Thats all for now.

so disappointing. transformers 2 review.

--WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILERS--

I was surprised at how accurate the critics were about this movie. I've been waiting for it ever since the sneak peak pictures were released, and it was incredibly disappointing.

--WARNING SPOILERS--

-CONS-
1. Shia Lebouf
2. Action scenes were way drawn out and mostly involved Shia Lebouf doing a lot of running.
3. Too much emphasis on humans.
4. Inappropriate humor (Mom eating weed brownie and talking about her son popping his cherry just recently?)
5. The transformer fighting scenes were convoluted, it made no visual sense and when a couple were fighting each other in hand-to-hand combat (WTF?) I had 0 idea what was going on.
6. Optimus Prime is dead for half the movie.
7. Optimus Prime doesn't say "Autobots, roll out" but instead says something cliche like "Autobots, lets rock".
8. Humans were WAY too powerful in comparison to the transformers.
9. Giant plot holes (where did that tiny RC car go? He fell in the giant plot hole)
10. Abrupt ending.
11. They used the original Megatron voice actor for the movie video game, but not for the actual movie itself?

-PROS-
1. Classic feud between Starscream and Megatron (he has a voice now)
2. Incredibly realistic transformers violence (Optimus punches through the allspark of the Fallen, rips apart the head of Grindor)
3. Optimus Prime fusing with a SR-71 Blackbird, looking really similar to Wing Zero from Gundam Wing
4. Constructicons
5. Amazing visual/CGI effects
6. Epic music
7. Some witty humor
8. Megan Fox is really hot, even if they played off her hotness inappropriately at times.
9. Shia Lebouf dies (for a couple minutes but still)
10. Seeing it in IMAX is probably orgasmic.

Overall, I'd give it a 4.5/10, just because it had SO MUCH potential to be amazing, but it wasn't.

I bet you he doesn't make it to the end of the week.

ladies, gentlemen, kids, I've decided that I'm going to take a break from eating sandwiches. I need to spend some time without it, not to prove a point or because I'm getting addicted or anything, but just to prove it to myself that I can do it (I guess I am proving a point).

and by eating sandwiches I mean vaporizing grass. I need to stop making "How I met your mother" references.

NP: "I've underestimated my charm again" - Black Kids

I'm actually gonna do one of these.

1. Who took your profile picture?
did I tell you my memory gets fuzzy sometimes? and by sometimes I mean when I drink? drink heavily?

2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
SUMMER: sky blue tee, white 9" shorts, boat-shoes.

3. What is your current problem?
season 3 of "How I met your mother" won't download fast enough.

4. What makes you most happy?
being emo. HAHA.

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
BURN THIS CITY (don't worry its an emo song)
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-Favorite-

1. Ice Cream?
I don't eat ice cream casually, unless its in a sno-to-go stuffed snow, unless I'm sad, unless I'm in the mood for it.

2. Season?
autumn, my birthday is the first day of autumn.

3. Book?
the perks of being a wallflower

4. Color?
PURPLE

5. Food?
is delicious.

7. Pen color?
BLEU.

8. Store?
J. CREW

9. Person?
myself.

10. Music?
is musica in spanish.i think.
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-Do You…-

1. Write on your hand:
who doesn't?

2. Call people back?
depends.

3.Believe in Love?
yep

4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
nope.
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-Have You…-

quiz ends here because I got bored of it.